
JEANIE'S MAGIC BOX
Studio: After Hours Cinema
A wacky mad scientist (gray Einstein wig and an accent that's half Bela Lugosi, half Jackie Mason) is muttering some Gnostic jive when his two slack-jawed lackeys appear to clean up the laboratory. They are warned never to touch a certain green vile, which, when consumed, "vil gif you an erection dat vil neva go avay!" Not stupid enough to heed the professor's advice, the two troglodytes - one blonde and one dark-haired - immediately suck down the potion, only to quickly develop incurably rigid rods.
Meanwhile, the professor is seen fooling around with a little enameled box out of which he manages somehow to conjure up a comely genie in the requisite harem ensemble. The egghead is immediately hot for genie's mystical jar, but she warns him that, if they do it, he will forfeit any other wishes that she might be able to grant him!!!