Lets face facts..porn is awesome, I love it...you love it...but what makes porn even better..is when you add something ridiculous like a dude with a mustache and a long mullet or 80' metal band hair! You have to snicker at it. But let us not distract from the hot babes (yes, also with the 80's big hair) but hey they are hot (even with the underarm hair) and they sure can fuck and suck...I guess in the end, that's all that matters... after all, this is porn ya know!