This directors-cut compilation film is dedicated to those people who hate plot-driven porn with dialogue, and only want the raw sex. You wouldn't have bought my other story-driven parodies anyway, so I prepared this just for you. I hope you enjoy...

The Priory of Semen, an ancient secret society, finds an ancient scroll that can only be decoded by soaking it with the loads of Leonardo Da Vinci's study descendents, who must cum on the faces on virgin twinks. There are all kinds of twists and...